Good gravy it's almost Thanksgiving! Let the festivities begin................
We celebrated Chance's Adoption Day last week - three years?! Really?!
Kenn brought some cupcakes home for the kids to decorate in celebration of the day.
Proud Pastry Chef! Happy Gotcha Day Chancie Pants!!!
As fun as that was, it does remind me however of the disaster that took place earlier in the week. The kids had dentist appointments so I took off early and met Kenn and the kids at the dentist. No cavities!!! Then we stopped at McDonalds on the way home and by the time dinner was over it was still early. And so, I thought it was a nice night for making the Halloween Gingerbread Houses.
Perhaps I should have checked my patience levels. They were not quite as full as I needed them to be. Usually I'm okay with a little kitchen chaos. This night, not so much. We started off under control. Made up the black icing first. Filled the first bag fairly well (finally watched Kenn do it often enough perhaps) and handed it to Shaeleigh. Figured she was the best one to leave alone with a bag of black icing while I filled the second one. I'm filling Chance's and can see he's eating the candy. This is the candy that comes with the Gingerbread kit - probably 10 years old - all hard like a rock. I say, "Chance don't eat the candy, it'll make you sick." I say that because that's what Mom's are supposed to say, not because I expect it to come true. Turns out that these kinds of sayings have a bit of truth beind them.
Anyway, it went down hilss after that. Shaeleigh the perfectionist wants to make her house look EXACTLY like the house on the box. Unfortunately, my icing was not EXACTLY the consistency of the icing that was used by the person who made the house on the box. And so it's dripping. I try to tell her to be creative. She's getting all mad. I try to help her. Chance helps himself to some more 100 year old candy. I tell Chance to stop. (It'll make you sick!") I finally get Shaeleigh back under control and Chance starts getting mad because he picks the biggest stinkin' pieces of candy and tries to make the magically stick to the side of the house with the tiniest smitch of icing. I switch him over to sprinkles. He likes that so much he's decorating with aplomb (translation - using fistfuls of sprinkles, getting 2 on the house, 5,865 on the floor). Shaeleigh is getting mad again. Chance is eating the candy. I tell Chance to stop. ("You're gonna get sick!") Chance looks at me and says with a sigh, "This is too boring. You can finish mine Mommy" and gets down from the table. Shaeleigh suddenly wails - she's managed to knock over her icing bag, lean on it somehow, and get black icing everywhere. I send her to the sink to wipe off and notice Chance is walking all over the family room with his black icing covered self. I tell him to get back into the kitchen. He doesn't. I pick his little icing covered self up and plop him back into the chair. Out of no where he HURLS all over the kitchen table (I manage to push his house out of the way). I put him on the floor. He hurls 2,3,4 more times. What the heck?! It's true?!!! It's really DOES make you sick?!!! Shaeleigh is at the sink. She is oblivious. The kitchen is filling with black icing and puke. She splashing water on the tips of her fingers as if that's going to clean anything. I send her into the bathroom - she looks at me like, "What is your problem?!" I stand surrounded by disaster. Chance is bawling. I decide to give up on the kitchen and join Shaeleigh in the bathroom - tossing Chancie in the tub. Shaeleigh goes into the garage and tells Kenn that, "We need a little professional help." I think she was talking about our decorating skills but I certainly wouldn't argue if she meant something deeper than that.
Chance was doing some drawing on the couch and he just looked so silly. All cozy with his big ol' toes hanging out.
Baby. Doggie Blanket. What more do you need?
The kids designed there own jack-a-lanterns this year. Here they are cleaning them out. Shaeleigh dug right in. Chance.....
Are you kidding me?! I'm not touching this stuff.
Oh yeah, straight into the goop!
Chance. Pleased with the finished product. Kenn used a drywall saw this year. This should go out on some pumpkin carving tips site - it was awesome!
Shaeleigh designed a Cat Pumpkin. She did the outline on the pumpkin herself. The pumpkin looked just like something she'd draw. Funny.
Speaking of which.--
Sketching it out.
Ah, pumpkin seeds. Tasty little treats.
And here they are, all ready to go. Note - Chance had two costumes this year - Mr. Incredible and a Motorcycle Racer. In the end, he decided to dress like Spiderman (last year's costume).
Poor Shaels spent much of the night tripping over her Harem Dancing outfit but all in all, they both had a very good time. Chance woke up the next day and said, "when is the next Halloween?" He also had nightmares most of the following week but I'm sure it wasn't related. Well, he did say something about a ghost in his window. Oh, and there was thata comment to Grandpa about being chased by Wampires, but nah, I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
Speaking of Chance and his comments - Kenn will sometimes drive to the end of the cul-de-sac and do a few donuts before turning around to go out. So as I'm driving out with the kids the other day Chance says to me, "Do some muffins! Do some muffins!" Luckily, I speak Chance.
And finally I leave you with St. Therese Little Flower:
Because it's only the Catholic Mom's who are sewing costumes AFTER the trick-or-treaters are in bed so that their little Angels can go to school dressed like Saints the next day. (And it's the Mom who forgot to go to Michael's to get a "Little" flower, who sends her kid to school as St. Therese Big Flower) Hahahahaha.
Cheerio.....................





















































































































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